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It’s officially October! The leaves are changing, the air is brisk,
decorations adorn a plethora of porches. And everyone’s favorite…
pumpkin spice is back at Starbucks<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Behold, the drink every white girl is obsessed with<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Now that everyone reading this is offended… before you go write a scathing<\/em> review on yelp-fall has its perks don’t get me wrong. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The colors..the aesthetic..suddenly flannel comes back in style-I’m kidding. No one wears flannel. And you know who think it looks horrible? This dog. Yes. You read that right-Now read it again. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Can’t you see the look in his eyes? Absolutely pleading with you, begging you, saying, “Please help me, my mom wears flannel and think she looks so cool walking me down the street, leash in one hand, and a stupid pumpkin spice latee in the other.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now on the off chance you’re still here…<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Flannel still sucks.<\/p>-Sincerely, your mirror<\/cite><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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Hey there! Welcome to the cite where everything’s ironic!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

You made it this far… might as well check out our other sites! Here’s what our writers think the true fall aesthetic should be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The true fall aesthetic<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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